January 2011
33 posts
Reasons to quit..
Read an article in a health magazine and I thought I should share this with my friends. I know trying to quit stogs are pretty hard. I’ve done it once and even tho ppl call it “taking a break” I think this time, I’m done for good. I’ve been pretty irritated and moody since I’ve been cig free so I apologize if I seem bitchy. Anyways here is a list of reasons to...
Don't you just hate that feeling?
You always tell your friends “I got your back” or “I’m here for you if u ever need anything” but there comes a time wen you see your friend that is struggling and needs help but you don’t know what to do. It sucks knowing they need help but you can’t Do anything but just be there next to them. Not being able to do anything for them makes me feel helpless...
Woo hoo! Got my midterm grade already and I did well :) I wish I studied harder to get an A. Oh well, hopefully next exam (:
Had an extremely busy day today. Slept for 45min, woke up at 7:45 and had discussion from 8-9.. I bombed the first half of the quiz :( came home and slept for about an hour and then crammed some more until it was time for my midterm. Then I went to Costco with jas and...
OKAY. i know i should be studying for chem BUTTTTTTT i got distracted AGAIN ㅜ.ㅜ
so anyways, one of my favoriteeee dessert of all time would have to be CHEESECAKE. i eat it like once every few years cuz im so paranoid about how much calories i would have to burn off butttt my friend sent me a recipe for cheesecake bites and i really wana try it. once i reach my goal, this is definitely at the...
I HATE YOU CHEM.
i’m cold & tired and miserable!!!!!!!
chem quiz#3 in approximately 6 hours.
MIDTERM in 11 hours.
thank you for helping me >_< i would totally fail without you -____-;;
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs(Apple founder) just...
daheeather:
lmao. rich people humor.
(via greenlantan)
hahahahaha I wish I could be there cracking jokes instead of working at JIU right now.
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
5.
5 things you wish you’ve never done:
1. let certain people into my life
2. teach my dog how to use the doggy door
3. start smoking
4. drop out
5. give ppl rides to some ghetto neighborhood and scratch/dent my bumper :l
5 things you can’t live without:
1. smart phone!
2. friends/family
3. money
4. laptop
5. car
5 things you cherish the most:
1. itouch! that my bestie got...
Damn. Already the start of a new week. It didn’t seem like I did much but time flew by so quickly. I wanted to study for my midterm but it didn’t work out as planned.. but I got some hw done at least (: Went to watch No Strings Attached on Friday Ashton kutcher is so fineeeee HAha but yea it was a cute movie. Made me tear up a little towards the end. Afterwards, we chilled at...
Busy busy day. woke up hella early & went to my chem lab. my group didn’t know ANYthiNG so i had to basically do the lab by myself while they wrote down all the data. finished lab pretty early & jason piked me up so i had time to take a nap before work :) work was pretty damn busy today. normally it quiets down after 3 but not today… cenida and i had to rush through all our...
brilliantidea:
O.M.G. I WANT <3
crazy weekend ;)
this past weekend went by in a blurr. i thought i was gonna just chill at home and study but noooooo. there’s never a dull moment when my apprentice comes down from washington :] i freaking went on a eating binge too. well not A LOT but i ate all the unhealthy stuff i’ve been craving like carl’s, chipotle, asahi, ramyun, pizza >< it’s ok tho, i’m back to my...
lesson of the day: do NOT go eat at asahi when you...
i’d rather stick to good old PHO. it cures hangovers AND it’s cheap.
So far, i’m loving 2011. I broke 2 of my resolutions ready but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna give up. I like my new, productive self. I do all my work ahead of time which is great cuz I’ve been procrastinating for as long as I can remember. I could’ve went home right after my quiz today and take a nap before lecture but I stayed at the library getting all my lab Hw done...
Just when it seemed like everything was going the...
winter quarter so far
so far i’m loving winter quarter. i have way too much free time right now since i’m only taking 1 class & i got my hours cut at work but i finally got into chem !! :) & hopefully i can add one more.. but even if space opens up, idk if i can pay for it..
well, this past week has been crazy. mon & tues was really really stressful.. i felt liek i aged 30 years over...
it's finally 2011!!!!!!!
wow i can’t believe winter break is officially over :( i’m so sadd but at the same time, i’m glad it’s finally a new year - time to start fresh hehe :P
this past week went by so quickly! on monday, i went to huntington beach & had a bonfire with friends that i haven’t seen in a while and then we hit up KD. it was fun (: brought back all the good memories from...
